8:27 Procrastination: "The Hills" with Puppets and Cocaine
I shit you not, this exists. That godforsaken talentless blackhole of a droning television program, The Hills, has inspired a part-puppet, part-human, all-awesome parody aptly titled "Heart Felt" (get it?! Felt, like puppet skinz). It's got the mindless banter of The Hills combined with the fuzzy adorability of The Muppets, splashed with a hint of lots and lots of sex and drugs. If you like The Hills, then you'll like this. If you don't like The Hills, then you'll like this. If you don't know/care about The Hills, then pat yourself on the back, buy yourself a beer, and demand a raise at work; because you, my friend, are going places.