8:27 Procrastination: I Do Not Obey Your Evil Witch Queen

This fine Wednesday we bring you one of the strangest tasing videos since Coachella micro peen and/or the infamous "don't tase me bro!"

I can't decide whether this guy is riding his high all the way to jail or if he really is just cuckoo for christ chex. I'm going to go with the former. But I can't knock the dude -- PCP is a hell of a drug.

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