20 Ways Thesis is Like a Bad Girlfriend

  • She's high maintenance
  • I lose sleep over her
  • She's analytical
  • All input, no output
  • She's boring
  • She makes me read
  • She doesn't like when I go out
  • I always have to back her up
  • My parents don't know anything about her
  • She has a terrible sense of humor
  • I don't understand her
  • My coach considers her a distraction
  • My friends hate her
  • She doesn't let me watch TV
  • She's difficult to read
  • She leaves her sh*t all over my room
  • She always wants to spend more time with me
  • When I'm with her, I can't wait to be doing something else
  • I cheated on her
  • I'm getting rid of her in a week
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