"Sofa Gate" + Collins Fro Yo Machine!
Many of us were very confused when Jim Nauls sent out an e-mail advertising used sofas, complete with pictures and prices. Some assumed he was heavily leveraged in the market and forced to liquidate his assets, but it turns out the e-mail was a mistake:
"ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS: MY SINCERE APOLOGIES FOR THR SOFA EMAIL I SENT OUT YESTERDAY. THE EMAIL WAS INTENDED FOR SOMEONE ELSE. I’M NOT SELLING FURNITURE. AGAIN, I’M SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE. THIS HAS TURNED INTO SOFA GATE. HOPEFULLY I HAVEN’T OFFENDED ANYONE."
In more important news, Collins has an amazing new frozen yogurt machine. It's fast, it's stacked, and it has compartments for toppings. Oooooh baby.