20 Ways Thesis is Like a Bad Girlfriend

November 23, 2008

• She's high maintenance

• I lose sleep over her

• She's analytical

• All input, no output

• She's boring

• She makes me read

• She doesn't like when I go out

• I always have to back her up

• My parents don't know anything about her

• She has a terrible sense of humor

• I don't understand her

• My coach considers her a distraction

• My friends hate her

• She doesn't let me watch TV

• She's difficult to read

• She leaves her sh*t all over my room

• She always wants to spend more time with me

• When I'm with her, I can't wait to be doing something else

• I cheated on her

• I'm getting rid of her in a week