Archive for: dating
Five Guys You Date at CMC
This is you. And these are five guys you might date at CMC: The SIF Genius His ego is large enough to fill Bauer. His life goal is to be Warren Buffet. His favorite...
Need a Date this Valentine’s Day? You Might Have a Secret Admirer.
I’m single, but I love Valentine’s Day. It’s probably something about the excuse to engage in Valentine’s Day clichés like eating box after box of self-bought...
Dad vs. Dating (or Arranged Marriage if He Has His Way)
I am a first generation American. My parents emigrated here in the 1980’s from India to attend graduate school. My father used to wear bell-bottoms, and often...
Dear A Mitch: Sexy Ladies, Potentially
Dear A Mitch, My ex-girlfriend is starting to get borderline crazy on me.
Dear A Mitch: Waxing and Waning
Dear A Mitch, I can’t think of a real good reason to get bikini waxes. Yet, every four weeks I pay $60 to sit through 25 minutes of often-excruciating pain and...
Hook Ups, Sexuality, and Socrates
What the hell does the phrase mean? Sure, I can use it in a sentence, and I’m not at a loss when other people say it. But what does the thing really imply?
Dear A Mitch: Tell Her
Dear A Mitch, A man’s figurative closet is often packed with skeletons the size of Wayne Gretzky’s manhood– mine certainly is. Everyone makes...
Dear A Mitch: Pay Me Back! Orally
Dear A Mitch, I have struggled for a long time with money and friends. I like to be generous and expect the give and take, but there are just some people that...
Dear A Mitch: WOA Now!
Dear A Mitch, I am a freshman and I recently went on one of the WOA trips. I love all the people I met, and I think I made some true friends. I am writing because...
8:27 Procrastination: Awkward Turtle+Literary Mag
This might be a little more procrastination than you bargained for tonight (12 minutes!). Short film about a guy who takes a girl on a really bad date…but...
