I am not Tammy Phan. Here’s why

By Tina Nguyen | February 22, 2009 at 2:25 pm | Opinion | 7 comments | |

 

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(hint: I’m usually not at TNC.)

 
 
 
  • T-PAIN

    hahahahahhaha so true

  • T-PAIN

    hahahahahhaha so true

  • haha

    *LOVES to play beirut

  • haha

    *LOVES to play beirut

  • Tammy Phan, ASCMC Executive Secretary

    Tina forget a few things:

    Tina Nguyen…
    -is funnier and wittier than Tina Fey (or Chris Rock, if you happen to be blind to 30 Rock-hilarity)
    Tammy Phan…
    -crickets won’t even recognize her attempts at comedy

    Tammy…
    -once accidentally broke the toaster at Collins at 10:34 PM
    Tina…
    -is much smarter than to anger hungry CMCers at snack time

  • Johnny Roque

    Here are some other things Tina forgot:

    Tina uses a cane
    Tammy has one arm and apparently wears super short skirts to show off her ultra black legs, how black? Akon black.

    P.S. Johnny is not a racist he owns several Akon CD’s and keeps a quota of five black friends.

  • Johnny Roque

    Here are some other things Tina forgot:

    Tina uses a cane
    Tammy has one arm and apparently wears super short skirts to show off her ultra black legs, how black? Akon black.

    P.S. Johnny is not a racist he owns several Akon CD’s and keeps a quota of five black friends.