Yankee Pride Lives on in CMS Baseball Players

 

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks, the Yankees won their 27th World Series on Wednesday in Game 6 against the Phillies (so please excuse the New Yorkers of CMC if we’re a little extra rowdy last weekend).  But before you return to your favorite pastime — hating on the Bronx Bombers — it’s important to take note that they aren’t so different from us. Here are a few Yankee-CMC student lookalikes that will have you wondering who wears the pinstripes:

1. Mark Teixeira & Brian Hoffstein: The Yankees first baseman bares a striking resemblance to Stag infielder Brian Hoffstein (’12).

teixeira_hoffstein

2. Alex Rodriguez & Jordan Rosenberg: Not only do A. Rod and J. Ros look alike, but they also both play third base.  Rosenberg (’12), however, has not been involved in a steroid scandal while playing for CMS baseball.

rodriguez_rosenberg

3. Johnny Damon & Moose Halpern: Damon was one of the top performers in this World Series with a .364 batting average.  And when he’s clean-shaven, he also happens to look a lot like Stag catcher Moose Halpern (’10).

damon_halpern

Post your agreements, disagreements, and suggestions for more lookalikes in the comments.

 
 
 

8 Comments

 
  1. MooseDawg
    2009-11-17
    22:00:10

    Please bear in mind that Johnny Damon is a kooooook unlike Moose Halpern...hopefully

     
  2. Doug E.
    2009-11-17
    22:03:43

    I think it is clear that the most perfect look-a-like combo is MooseDawg Halpern +Johnny "Rocket Arm" "Don't Cally Me a traitor/sellout" Damon.

    Further Stag/Yankee lookalike combos:

    Steph Stroop - Nick Swisher
    Mike Kotler - Melky Cabrera
    Zach Kornberg - Bat Boy

     
  3. Night Train
    2009-11-17
    22:49:33

    MooseDog Halpern (what Moose sees when he looks in the mirror) and CC Sabathia.

     
  4. leksaurous
    2009-11-17
    22:49:45

    no no no....you got it all wrong...its clear that this is definitely the best moose look-a-like

    http://thoreau.eserver.org/large1.gif

     
  5. Kot I. E.
    2009-11-17
    23:21:42

    Melky Cabrera wishes he had hair like me.

    Also:

    Former Yankee Jason Giambi (with mustache) - Doug Drozd

     
  6. [...] Yankee Pride Lives on in CMS Baseball Players In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, the Yankees won their 27th World Series on Wednesday in Game 6 against the Phillies (so [...]

     
  7. Juan Vasquez
    2009-11-18
    01:55:12

    Don Zimmer = Jack Helber

     
  8. Sox Fan For Life
    2009-11-18
    15:00:10

    Yep, and just like the Yankees, CMS sucks.

     
 

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