Yankee Pride Lives on in CMS Baseball Players
Humor, Sports by Arielle Zuckerburg — November 17, 2009 at 4:00 pm | 8 comments |
In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks, the Yankees won their 27th World Series on Wednesday in Game 6 against the Phillies (so please excuse the New Yorkers of CMC if we’re a little extra rowdy last weekend). But before you return to your favorite pastime — hating on the Bronx Bombers — it’s important to take note that they aren’t so different from us. Here are a few Yankee-CMC student lookalikes that will have you wondering who wears the pinstripes:
1. Mark Teixeira & Brian Hoffstein: The Yankees first baseman bares a striking resemblance to Stag infielder Brian Hoffstein (’12).

2. Alex Rodriguez & Jordan Rosenberg: Not only do A. Rod and J. Ros look alike, but they also both play third base. Rosenberg (’12), however, has not been involved in a steroid scandal while playing for CMS baseball.

3. Johnny Damon & Moose Halpern: Damon was one of the top performers in this World Series with a .364 batting average. And when he’s clean-shaven, he also happens to look a lot like Stag catcher Moose Halpern (’10).

Post your agreements, disagreements, and suggestions for more lookalikes in the comments.
8 Comments
2009-11-17
22:00:10
Please bear in mind that Johnny Damon is a kooooook unlike Moose Halpern...hopefully
2009-11-17
22:03:43
I think it is clear that the most perfect look-a-like combo is MooseDawg Halpern +Johnny "Rocket Arm" "Don't Cally Me a traitor/sellout" Damon.
Further Stag/Yankee lookalike combos:
Steph Stroop - Nick Swisher
Mike Kotler - Melky Cabrera
Zach Kornberg - Bat Boy
2009-11-17
22:49:33
MooseDog Halpern (what Moose sees when he looks in the mirror) and CC Sabathia.
2009-11-17
22:49:45
no no no....you got it all wrong...its clear that this is definitely the best moose look-a-like
http://thoreau.eserver.org/large1.gif
2009-11-17
23:21:42
Melky Cabrera wishes he had hair like me.
Also:
Former Yankee Jason Giambi (with mustache) - Doug Drozd
2009-11-18
00:02:24
[...] Yankee Pride Lives on in CMS Baseball Players In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, the Yankees won their 27th World Series on Wednesday in Game 6 against the Phillies (so [...]
2009-11-18
01:55:12
Don Zimmer = Jack Helber
2009-11-18
15:00:10
Yep, and just like the Yankees, CMS sucks.