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quesadillaRemember last year when I wrote about how great the Hub is? No, of course you don’t– because nobody read my damn article.  Well this time you’re gonna read it and you’re gonna like it.  Hub food is better than Collins food.  Eating on a couch is better than eating at a table.  Eating one serving is better for your ass than eating 17 servings.  Why would anybody eat at a cafeteria when the Hub exists?!

All this is true, you say? Why do I need to write it again you say? Is it because I have a posting quota you say? No!

The Hub just got EVEN BETTER!

Remember how you could use meal replacements at the Hub to get one arbitrarily chosen (and possibly nachos) option a day?  Ya, it was a little dumb that subs were free one day and six dollars the next.  But no more!  Now every day features seven choices:

  1. Any sub and a soda
  2. Any burger, fries, and a soda (bacon is extra)
  3. Chicken tenders and a soda
  4. Cheese quesadilla and a soda
  5. Chicken quesadilla and a soda
  6. Caesar salad and a soda
  7. Panini or wrap or salad of the day

Plus you can swap your soda for a coffee-like drink!

My editor thinks this article would have more pizazz if I ended it on a witty note.  I think that if I squeezed one more drop of pizazz into it, the article would burst in your face like an overfull water-balloon.  Luckily for you I decided not to risk it.  The reader comes first!

2 COMMENTS

  1. wherever you got that picture of the quesadilla, i can swear that it is without a doubt not resembling what is served at the hub.

  2. wherever you got that picture of the quesadilla, i can swear that it is without a doubt not resembling what is served at the hub.

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