Class of 2012: Six-Word Memoirs
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How do you sum up four years in six words?
Before leaving Camp Claremont for good, members of the Class of 2012 were asked to leave behind a ‘six-word memoir.’ The project was organized by Senior Class President Mary Doyle ’12. In an email to the class, Doyle told students, “You have six words: define yourself, give a life summary, tell a joke, reflect on CMC, capture a revealing moment, whatever.” Over 175 seniors responded.
Some are silly; some are poignant. But without further ado, here are the six-word memoirs for CMC’s Class of 2012:
Bright lights, big city, bigger hair. - Erica Bellman
One day, these squirrels will kill. - Heidi Carlson
Crescit Civitas Post Six-Oh-One Noctu. - Will Brown
Qualified in small-talk at cocktail parties! - Dani Spencer
Don’t say no to scary things. - Daniel Izcovich
Really? German history? Do something practical. - Michelle Kahn
Don’t work. Be hated. Love someone. - Dave Meyer
Still haven’t visited Baghdad. Mogadishu next. - Chase Gray
Please ring this up as beer. - Drew Oetting
Another dance floor, another mozzarella stick. – Ed LaCava
APAM missed out on this HAPA! - Michela Isono
Keck Science: home away from home. - Michele Barnhill
Don’t think twice, it’s all right. - Eric Bean

Still down for Green Card marriage. - C. Diggory Rycroft
Long way down the holiday road. - Eric Johnson
We lived, and we kinda learned. - Caitlin Feeney
Gym. Tan. Lax. Eat. Pray. Love. - Aravind Swaminathan
Learned a lot. Not from class. - Cameron Conley
Still have not learned to drive. - Carlos Rivas
Why am I a science major? - Eric King
Laughs loudest. Gives the biggest hugs. - Michelle Brody
Work hard, play hard, smile often. - Seth Winterroth
Slept so little. Dreamt so much. - Shahrzad Nikoo
Small town raised. Had to leave. - April Weathers
Just agree with me, it’s faster. - Sonia Aggarwal
Nerdy birdy gets a bit wordy. - Paige Costello
Everything you never imagined. Then some. - Sope Adegoke
I am going classy this year. - Aria Krumwiede
Keep learning — specialization is for insects. - Elena Davert
Submitted thesis five minutes before deadline - Aaron Haas
Can’t wait for the next adventure. - Abby Trimble
Bright Sun, Blue Skies, Green Beach! - Stephanie Ramos
Retired from tap dancing — only temporarily. - Mary B. Doyle
A mad man with a box - Supallav Baksi-Lahiri
Life philosophy: treat yo’self. That’s it. - Susie Lee
Discovered cure to cancer. Just kidding. - Sam Ullman
I will miss Collins Bistro. Dank-City. - Kevin MacPherson
Pearls and Smiles…my golden life. - Aisling Scott
“Just for a ride, Connie sweetheart.” - Katarina Broeksmit
The best four year party ever. - Alex Curtis
My happiest place on earth: CMC. - Sara Reed
Here I am – or am I? - Sara Stern
I want to ride my bicycle. - Jordan Rosenberg
Read it, roll it, hole it. - Lauren Buchanan
CMC motto: What doesn’t deserve celebrating? – Brant Kersten
Don’t really care… yes I do. - Zeben Kopchak
Study break! Is In n’ Out still open? - Brianna Losoya
I can’t! Wait… I already did?! - Lauren Yeske
Bro at times, no at times. - Jonah Chodosh
What if we played outside instead? - Leah Bross
Let’s do work in the sun. - Sarah Fenn
No, I don’t believe I did. - Patrick Paterson
You only live once: do it! – Yaneli Ruiz
May the force be with you. - Brian Hoffstein
Never weary of one more ridge. - Patrick Rooney
There’s always time for impromptu adventures. - Yekaterina Vaydylevich
Swam a lot, but laughed more. - Katie Bilotti
I have everything I’ve ever wanted. - Paul Jeffrey
Friends get me through, coffee too. - Maren Hotvedt
I’m more radical than you think. - Jake Petzold
Smart enough to know no better. - Joshua Bowling
Don’t care. Hands in the air. - Jamie Kim
People think I’m weird…they’re right. - Jason Rehhaut
“All I learn is always wrong” - Whitney Dawson
Followed my heart. Found the good. – Marissa Gaulton
Ah, there’s no place like om. - Julia Starr
When enthusiasm boils over, embrace it. - Mark Munro
Brah, I stay one haole boy. - Peter Meyer
Heroes get remembered, legends never die! - Cameron Cain
Strangely enough, you’ll probably see me. - Prashant Fonseka
Out to lunch. Be back later. - Rachel Brody
Shut up and grab a beer. - Eddie Mills
Six words is hardly enough to - John-Clark Levin
You can’t miss what you forget. - John Bedecarré
Wait, is it time for snack? – Elica Sharifnia
Five-years-old, in both heart and height. - Julia Nishioka
Many many many many raspberry mochas. - Meagan Biwer
Live like you’re always in NQ. - Kathleen West
I’m at scripps pool, come join! - Megan MacColl
Vancouver’s rain… Whistler’s fresh-tracks! Carpe Diem. - Avery Holland
Why? Do it for the story! - Ben Salzman
Why? Do it for the story! - Ryan Gillis
It was too short, but great. - Ivan Gutierrez
I’m worth more than six words. - Tina Bergess
Some of us have track tomorrow. - Tom Boerigter
Make time to enjoy the present. - Tova Markowitz
Let’s laugh until we can’t anymore. - Catye Cantrall
No job? Escape to grad school! - Blake Bennett
running, country music, lattes, science, life. - Megan Smith
Note to self: life goes on. - Alex Saslaw
Maybe I should’ve gone to Pitzer? - Julian Martinez
Non mihi non tibi sed nobis - Justin Spitzer
“Six words? Challenge accepted.” - Matt Morton
Drunk Fairy. Administering Advil to all. - Kacie Curd
Smiling my way through every day. - Alex Wheatley
Thank you to all my friends! - Matt Varghese
Found my true calling. Wasn’t economics. - Chantal Hoang
all the best lessons, never intentional. - Alexa Teevens
Small but mighty…Give me grapes! - Ali Abramovitz
Fell off a chair and persevered. - Megha Maniar
Always late but worth the wait. - Katie Punsly
lead tomorrow. bad-life-choices today. they’re fun. - Meya Annamalai
Honi soit qui mal y pense - Jeffrey Kang
Double-Screens, NY Prep Problems, Honorary Cougar - Erica Libby
I eat. I pray. I love. - Cecilia Ledesma
I can’t count to six. - ChangKe Bao
I need more than six words! - Erin Franks
Gotta go to the farmer’s market! - Franccesca Kazerooni
Life is short, boogie down dancing. - Ellen Pickrell
Activism, academia and poverty for life. - Chelsee Cox
Sorry I can’t. I have lab. - Grace Beck
Passionately attaching new dreams to deadlines. - Jason Soll
Three-Two? Two Sports? One Biscuit! - Matthew Laredo
I didn’t expect so many squirrels. - Jay Tymkovich
Wohlford, I’ll always f*cking own you. - Greg Zahner
Brighten your corner of the world. - Jessica Torres
“I have sand in my eyes.” - Hank Handtmann
Dear Friends, Love you! Hugs, Hannah - Hannah Gordon
Taking what the water gave me. - Ching Tung
Did a bit o’learnin’, Go Ducks!- Max Chambers
Retired athlete, but still welcomes carbs.- Jen Ringoen
postgrad hopes: health, happiness, never stopping. - Jennifer Baute
Need to be more concise with - Jeremy B. Merrill
Good places, better people, never settle! - Jeremy Cheung
Leezy grinds hard. Laker for life. - Michael Lee
“Now Leaving Camp Claremont.” God, help! - Jessica Mao
Have you heard about my documentary?? - Chris Temple
Not an athlete? Please leave now. - Rachel Bunting
You can run, you can’t hide. - Jillian Raftery
OMG! If my life was normal!! - Saumya Lohia
No quarter asked. No quarter given. - Rio Fischer
Do it for the kids! - Heath Hyatt
Hiccuping artist masquerading as a scientist. - Rebecca Salzman
Act as if you’ll never fail. - Rishabh Parekh
Entered IR major; leaving French/Gov. - Heather Siegel
Cool, cool. Let’s rock it poppet! - Maira Mercado
Wouldn’t be here without my family. - Ronald Hirokawa
the dude abides….the dude abides. - Christian Paullin
Hey look guys! It’s Jackie Chan! - Katie Redman
Life’s beginning: HURRY, HURRY, HURRY. - Christina Khavarian
Stags Baseball: biggest characters on campus. - David Ulrich
large extra-hot mexican hot chocolate to-go. - Courtney Woods
Print this on Eggshell in Romalian-type. - Rosabella Magat
You can never read too much. - Mika Kasuga
Back to the Motherland. Once Again. - Kelsey O’Neal
Studying, a little science, and love. - Monica Neuman
Phillips Hall. 4 AM. Small Lounge. - Harvey Liu
It’s not home without the mountains. - Ryan Shaffer
No excuses. Play like a champion. - Joey Anderson
Maine Bred, California Groomed, Bi-Coastal Swag. - Nicholas Wright
Relying on luck’s worked so far…- Elliot Godzich
Indian Heart. Californian soul. Global thinking.- Inayat Chaudhry
Life is tragically short; be happy! - Jacob Kass
Never underestimate the power of laughter. - Emily Hudson
It’s only alcoholism after we graduate! - Amanda Castillo
1st Annual Tricycle Race cancelled!! RAIN!!!!! - Emma Jones
Curiosity has yet to kill me. - Andrew Yandell
Life rules: bangs first, safety second. - Emily Nordhoff
No, I’m the other black one. - Anastasia Jones
My life you are passing through. - Emma McConville
I promise: Not from the South. - Nick Thompson
Baby, we were born to run. - Kevin Potterton
Instead of just reading about adventures…- Angel Quicksey
Why limit happy to an hour? - Kristina Norrgard
Life’s unpredictable, but good. Enjoy it. - Kwendy Lau
I’ll drink to that. And that. - Lacey Mclean
Can I have, like, six ranch? - Lauren Ballard
MY NAME IS SAE BIN PARK - Sae Bin Park
Could only think of five. #kravisprize - Noah Proser
People are just people, I guess. - Olivia Uranga
Started out hustlin’ / ended up ballin’. - Sam Mitchell
My hair did all the work. - Crystal Adams
Mary, I’m writing thesis right now. - Tracy Kao
But when’s the next day party? - Dana Staley

CMC backwards is still CMC. Amen! - Sasi Desai
Congratulations, Class of 2012!
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