Senior Superlatives 2010

By The Forum | May 15, 2010 at 11:14 am | Life | 16 comments | |

 

Before all the seniors walk across the stage, The Forum took a minute to poll them on some of the notables of the the Class of 2010. The greater good has spoken:

Most Likely To…

  • Become John Faranda? Shamil Hargovan
  • Add Their Initial to KKR? Kyle Casella
  • Have Over 7 Wives? Scott Sanford
  • Make a Habit of Guest TNC appearances? Scott Sanford and Lindsey Morgenthaler
  • Be Spotted at the Scripps Pool? Kyle Kuh
  • Be Spotted Walking Back from Scripps on a Sunday Morning? Patrick Atwater
  • Join the Tea Party Movement? Andrew Hess
  • Stick with Teach for America? Charlie Sprague
  • Take Over the World? Abhi Nemani
  • Marry Current Significant Other? Kristyn Ross and Connor Faught
  • Come Back to CMC as a Professor? Charlie Sprague
  • Still Be in School in 10 Years? Emily Forden
  • Replace Fid Castro? Josh Siegel

Top Seniors…

  • Friendliest? Moose Halpern and Sandy Russell
  • Most Dreamed About? Stuart Felkner and Caroline Taylor
  • Best All-Around? Brock Olson and Kenley Turville
  • Best Hair? Max Rose and Sara Caldwell
  • Best Smile? Brock Olson and Amber Ariate
  • Best Eyes? Charles Morton and Jamie Matusiak
  • Best Glasses? Darell Hayes and Emily Meinhardt
  • Best Headphones? Isayas Theodros and Nathalie Ramirez
  • Best Dressed in Poppa? Josiah Eberhart and Melissa Irvine
  • Happiest at the Happiest College in America? Moose Halpern and Sandy Russell
  • Most Changed? Max Sterling and Julia Wilson
  • Ath MVP? David Nahmias
  • Best Chest Hair? Josh Siegel and Tom (tie)
  • Prettiest Eyelashes? Hunter Jackson and Sarah Assadd
  • Renaissance Man?Matt Cuneo
  • Renaissance Woman?Francesca Ioffreda
  • Best Dressed at TNC? Abhi Nemani and Shae Blood
  • Senior girl I wish I knew better? Courtney Dern
  • Senior guy I wish I knew better?Brentt Baltimore
  • Knows How to Party? Tom Paliga
  • Does NOT Know How to Party? Jake Richardson
  • Best Dance Moves? Darell Hayes

Best Pairs…

  • Romance? Zain Jamal and Becca Arnold
  • Bromance?Aleksis Psychas and Moose Halpern
  • Homance (Female Bromance)? Clair Briggs and Liz Arkell

Jake Richardson does not know how to party.

Scott Sanford and Lindsey Morgenthaler are most likely to make a habit of guest TNC appearances.

Aleksis Psychas and Moose Halpern have 2010's best bromance

Becca Arnold and Zain Jamal were voted the Best Couple.

Josiah Eberhart and Melissa Irvine voted Best Dressed in Poppa.

 
 
 
  • further superlatives

    biggest tool: Josiah Eberhart

    seckciest: kristyn ross

    that is all.

    • Andre 3000

      ha ha ha

  • further superlatives

    biggest tool: Josiah Eberhart

    seckciest: kristyn ross

    that is all.

    • Andre 3000

      ha ha ha

  • Josiah Eberhart

    Haha, pretty cheap parting shot. To whomever penned that little gem: If you’re going to knock someone, at least have the spine to attach your name to it. I don’t know who pissed in your cornflakes pal, but I do know that there is nothing more pusillanimous or petty than an anonymous insult.
    As you say, that is all.

    • further superlatives

      haha suck it

    • anonymous compliment

      Best Retorts: Josiah Eberhart

      Most Shamed: The unimaginative douche who sullied what was meant to be a fun thing with an utterly unoriginal attempt at getting a laugh at the expense of a classmate. next time you want to use your insults from freshman year, throw them at pitzer or someplace else where they don’t understand have bad of a shit talker you are

      • further superlatives

        have bad of a what? huh?

  • Josiah Eberhart

    Haha, pretty cheap parting shot. To whomever penned that little gem: If you’re going to knock someone, at least have the spine to attach your name to it. I don’t know who pissed in your cornflakes pal, but I do know that there is nothing more pusillanimous or petty than an anonymous insult.
    As you say, that is all.

    • further superlatives

      haha suck it

    • anonymous compliment

      Best Retorts: Josiah Eberhart

      Most Shamed: The unimaginative douche who sullied what was meant to be a fun thing with an utterly unoriginal attempt at getting a laugh at the expense of a classmate. next time you want to use your insults from freshman year, throw them at pitzer or someplace else where they don’t understand have bad of a shit talker you are

      • further superlatives

        have bad of a what? huh?

  • Anonymous

    Siegel’s is very fitting.

  • Anonymous

    Siegel’s is very fitting.

  • pusillanimous

    best use of vocabulary on the forum: Josiah Eberhart

  • pusillanimous

    best use of vocabulary on the forum: Josiah Eberhart