8:27 Procrastination – FMyLife.com

By Amy Jacobson | February 17, 2009 at 8:27 pm | Life | 6 comments | |

Do you ever have a majorly awkward, low-self esteem moment when all you can think is F MY LIFE!!! ? Apparently you’re not alone. Random people from around the world leave hundreds of random confessions about why their lives are, well, f’d.

Here are some examples:

• Today I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser, thinking it was a Valentine’s gift , I opened it. My dog’s ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog has died since I have been away. FML
• Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5yrs old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming “No bad touch bad touch!” and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
• Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? “I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra.” FML