Humor
Charles Johnson Buys CMC Forum; Fires Staff
In an unexpected move on Friday, April 1, Charles Johnson, bought the Forum from the Associated Students of Claremont McKenna College. Immediately after Johnson...
STUDENT MAKES COPY IN POPPA, RECOVERING AT POMONA VALLEY HOSPITAL
On Friday morning, April 1, a student at Claremont McKenna College printed two copies of his Gov 20 reading at Poppa Computer Lab and was suddenly attacked by the...
Dear A Mitch: Not Starving, Just Wanting
Dear A Mitch, I’m in a great relationship and I truly love my boyfriend. He’s a fantastic person to spend time with. Although we are a bit away from graduating,...
Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
How I know I’m terrible at French: 1) My contribution to mandatory weekly French-only meals usually consists of nodding, smiling, and “je m’appelle...
Congressmen Say The Darnedest Things
Writer’s Disclaimer: This post is horrendously biased, partisan, and hopefully funny. Enjoy. Those of you who know me know that I am obsessed, likely to...
Vampires On The TV Screen
Vampires— be they British, Nordic, or dating Marilyn Manson — are so hot right now! Over on HBO, True Blood is tearing into a third, glorious season; another...
DOS to Drain Fountain For Every Student’s Birthday
Dean Spellman announced in a campus-wide email this morning that, after receiving a number of complaints from soaked birthday boys and girls, the Dean of Students...
Airport Delay a Gift from God
Editor’s Note: Please enjoy this dose of satire by CMC alum and fervent atheist Craig DePriester ’07, inspired by a ski trip ruined by travel delays....
The 2010s: Decade in Preview
When and if I pass my final semester of college, including two faux science GEs, I’ll be graduating CMC and entering the real world this year. Maybe I’ll...
Welcome to Manuary
Editor’s Note*: the Forum is an equal-opportunity organization and believes that women should take pleasure in all twelve months of the year. *This note was...
