Humor
Congressmen Say The Darnedest Things
Writer’s Disclaimer: This post is horrendously biased, partisan, and hopefully funny. Enjoy. Those of you who know me know that I am obsessed, likely to...
Vampires On The TV Screen
Vampires— be they British, Nordic, or dating Marilyn Manson — are so hot right now! Over on HBO, True Blood is tearing into a third, glorious season; another...
Gingers: The Next Campus Civil Rights Struggle
To my fellow gingers: Rejoice! For we have achieved a great victory, possibly the greatest, milestone of our species. This past week, one of our own, Christina Hendricks,...
DOS to Drain Fountain For Every Student’s Birthday
Dean Spellman announced in a campus-wide email this morning that, after receiving a number of complaints from soaked birthday boys and girls, the Dean of Students...
Airport Delay a Gift from God
Editor’s Note: Please enjoy this dose of satire by CMC alum and fervent atheist Craig DePriester ’07, inspired by a ski trip ruined by travel delays....
The 2010s: Decade in Preview
When and if I pass my final semester of college, including two faux science GEs, I’ll be graduating CMC and entering the real world this year. Maybe I’ll...
Welcome to Manuary
Editor’s Note*: the Forum is an equal-opportunity organization and believes that women should take pleasure in all twelve months of the year. *This note was...
Suite Stereotypes
Eight People. Four rooms. Two toilets. Only one North Quad. Maybe you chose ‘em. Maybe you didn’t. Either way, you know who they are:
If I Were Pam Gann…
At a recent ASCMC meeting, the Board was debating what to spend money on. ASCMC has a mandate to “improve student life,” but at a school with the “Happiest...
unpCMC – Stark Elevator
unpCMC comes out every week. If you haven’t been following the story line you can catch up here.
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