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Humor

An Afternoon in The Village

Disclaimer: While the itinerary is accurate, not all details in this article are grounded in fact — a few harmless fabrications have been concocted to turn...

End of the Year Appreciations

 As the school year winds down, it begins to hit us that we’ll soon be leaving Claremont, the place we’ve happily called home for...

Broken Websites, Shattered Dreams, and Swoll Stags

Warning: The Following Piece of Satire Was Definitely at Least as Well Researched as My Thesis Which I Should Be Writing Right Now Oh...

CMC Missed Connections

While not an enormous school, CMC is not without its moments lost on campus. Collected here are the anonymous submissions of members of the...

New Dance Sensation Hits the Claremont Colleges

Worried that your lackluster dancing skills and questionable sense of rhythm are holding you back from social success? The subtlety needed for grinding simply...

The Art of Getting Over Rejection

How much does it suck to get rejected? Don’t get me wrong- I’m not saying it’s the worst thing this world can throw at...

Dad vs. Dating (or Arranged Marriage if He Has His Way)

I am a first generation American. My parents emigrated here in the 1980’s from India to attend graduate school. My father used to wear...

Ke$ha or Katy?

If Ke$ha isn’t a household name in your crib by now, tik tok, time’s a tickin’. Get yourself acquainted.Ke$ha (ke-shuh): proper noun: 1. An American...

Letters to Freshmen: A Special Message from Two RAs

For this week's letter to freshmen, we decided to mix things up a bit more and make a video.  Beckett Resident Assistant Aravind Swaminathan...