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  As the school year winds down, it begins to hit us that we’ll soon be leaving Claremont, the place we’ve happily called home for the last nine months. For some, it is a mere three months before coming back. For those studying abroad next semester, such as myself, we won’t be calling Claremont...

By: John Hyatt | May 06, 2014

Warning: The Following Piece of Satire Was Definitely at Least as Well Researched as My Thesis Which I Should Be Writing Right Now Oh Dear Please Don’t...

By: Sam Stone | Nov 20, 2013

While not an enormous school, CMC is not without its moments lost on campus. Collected here are the anonymous submissions of members of the CMC community...

By: Ben Turner | Sep 24, 2013

CMC has its jocks, fitness buffs and avid gym attendees, but there can only be one “Megastag.”  The battle for this ultimate crown has come down to...

By: Amber Falkner | Nov 29, 2012

Worried that your lackluster dancing skills and questionable sense of rhythm are holding you back from social success? The subtlety needed for grinding...

By: Tess Hubbeling | Nov 08, 2012

How much does it suck to get rejected? Don’t get me wrong- I’m not saying it’s the worst thing this world can throw at you, but it’s certainly...

By: Marissa Enfield | Nov 21, 2011

I am a first generation American. My parents emigrated here in the 1980’s from India to attend graduate school. My father used to wear bell-bottoms, and often wound up at parties with his professors (yes… he went to UCSD). Although he may have experienced this particular “American” tradition, in many other aspects of life our views differ.  It is very interesting...

By: Sanjana Rao | Oct 06, 2011

If Ke$ha isn’t a household name in your crib by now, tik tok, time’s a tickin’. Get yourself acquainted. Ke$ha (ke-shuh): proper noun: 1. An American...

By: Anna Pan | Sep 29, 2011

For this week’s letter to freshmen, we decided to mix things up a bit more and make a video.  Beckett Resident Assistant Aravind Swaminathan and Phillips Resident Assistant Lauren Yeske volunteered to share some of their wisdom about roommate etiquette. Check out the video Want more Letters to Freshmen? Check out James Havlicek’s rap to freshmen, Nora Studholme’s...

If you’re anything like me, you’ve been attempting to order drinks at bars, but just end up feeling like you did when you had to get braces–...

By: Marissa Enfield | Jul 10, 2011