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8:27 Procrastination: Life Could be Worse

8:27 Procrastination: Life Could be Worse

Finals… When you can’t form sentences to describe your emotional condition, eat at Collins because you have a sentimental feeling towards the world...

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Why Mrs. Stag Should Exist (and Why I Should Win)

Why Mrs. Stag Should Exist (and Why I Should Win)

If I were looking for a date, it’s clear that the Mr. Stag competition would be the first place I’d look for candidates. But, unfortunately, CMC men don’t...

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8:27 Procrastination: Retail Therapy

8:27 Procrastination: Retail Therapy

If there is one thing you don’t want to be doing after waking up the morning after Pirate Party, it’s looking at the heap of work lying on your desk....

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Photo Essay – Mr. Stag 2013 Audience Reactions
Senior Superlatives 2013

Senior Superlatives 2013

On Wednesday night, at the Class of 2013 Senior Banquet, the Senior Superlatives were announced. Here’s how the class voted:   The Next John: Drake Escrofani                           Most...

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8:27 Procrastination: The Zombie Film Industry

8:27 Procrastination: The Zombie Film Industry

Hitting writer’s block with your senior thesis? Have an essay that you couldn’t care less about? Forget it. It’s high time that you procrastinated...

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Gaypril Brings LGBTQ Community Together

Gaypril Brings LGBTQ Community Together

We may be reaching the end of April, but Gaypril is still going strong. Gaypril is the series of events put on this month by various 5C and 7C organizations including...

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Chef Tess Presents: Holy Guacamole

Chef Tess Presents: Holy Guacamole

photo courtesy Closet Cooking I’m fairly sure it’s impossible to dislike guacamole. Even when I used to dislike avocados (I don’t know what was...

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ℂm¢Numbers: ASCMC Stipends

ℂm¢Numbers: ASCMC Stipends

Last month, the Claremont Portside published a look into ASCMC’s stipends as compared to those of other colleges at the 5Cs. As statistically-obsessed one-uppers,...

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Dear Prospective Students: See You at 6:01

Dear Prospective Students: See You at 6:01

Dearest Prospective Student, First of all, I’d like to congratulate you on having the great sense to consider Claremont McKenna College as the right school for...

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