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Suite Stereotypes

Suite Stereotypes

Eight People. Four rooms. Two toilets. Only one North Quad. Maybe you chose ‘em. Maybe you didn’t. Either way, you know who they are:

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If I Were Pam Gann…

If I Were Pam Gann…

At a recent ASCMC meeting, the Board was debating what to spend money on. ASCMC has a mandate to “improve student life,” but at a school with the “Happiest...

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unpCMC – Stark Elevator

unpCMC – Stark Elevator

unpCMC comes out every week. If you haven’t been following the story line you can catch up here.

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unpCMC 7: Fall Break

unpCMC 7: Fall Break

unpCMC comes out every week. If you haven’t been following the story line you can catch up here.

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With Cheap Beer, Go Cheaper

With Cheap Beer, Go Cheaper

After reading Carl Peaslee’s editorial on the dangers of playing CMC’s official sport, Beirut (or Beer Pong to those ignorant enough to think that BeerPong...

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Harvey Mudd 1, Victoria’s Secret 0

Harvey Mudd 1, Victoria’s Secret 0

It seems that Harvey Mudd students have taken a special interest in the lingerie industry.

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Dear A Mitch: Tell Her

Dear A Mitch: Tell Her

Dear A Mitch, A man’s figurative closet is often packed with skeletons the size of Wayne Gretzky’s manhood– mine certainly is. Everyone makes...

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unpCMC 6: Welcome to Hell

unpCMC 6: Welcome to Hell

unpCMC comes out every week. If you haven’t been following the story line you can catch up here.

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unpCMC 5: Watch out for Townies

unpCMC 5: Watch out for Townies

unpCMC comes out every week. If you haven’t been following the story line you can catch up here.

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unpCMC 4: The Red Cup

unpCMC 4: The Red Cup

unpCMC comes out every Saturday. If you haven’t been following the story line you can catch up here.

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