Humor
The Art of Getting Over Rejection
How much does it suck to get rejected? Don’t get me wrong- I’m not saying it’s the worst thing this world can throw at you, but it’s certainly not anyone’s...
Dad vs. Dating (or Arranged Marriage if He Has His Way)
I am a first generation American. My parents emigrated here in the 1980’s from India to attend graduate school. My father used to wear bell-bottoms, and often...
Ke$ha or Katy?
If Ke$ha isn’t a household name in your crib by now, tik tok, time’s a tickin’. Get yourself acquainted. Ke$ha (ke-shuh): proper noun: 1. An American pop...
Letters to Freshmen: A Special Message from Two RAs
For this week’s letter to freshmen, we decided to mix things up a bit more and make a video. Beckett Resident Assistant Aravind Swaminathan and Phillips...
Drink Like an Adult
If you’re anything like me, you’ve been attempting to order drinks at bars, but just end up feeling like you did when you had to get braces– a...
500 Ways to Summer
Okay, not 500 ways. But here are 500 divided by 16.667 ways to keep you occupied during ’til Claremont calls for your return. My list may be a bit unorthodox,...
Invasion of the Hip$ters
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number you’ve never heard of. You see them everywhere. These warm-blooded mammals...
Dear A Mitch: Sobbing Jobless
Dear A Mitch, You know that new “Plans” section on the Forum? Well, looking at it makes me extremely insecure. There is a lot of pressure here to have...
(Rebecca) Black is the New Black
Last month, Google ate another slice of world-domination pie. YouTube exploded with millions of hits as viewers laughed, gawked, and tugged at their hair in response...
Sh*t My Dad Says: Funniest Book Around
“Are you wearing perfume?…Son, there ain’t any cologne in this house, only your mother’s perfume. I know that scent, and let me tell you, it’s disturbing...
