Airport Delay a Gift from God
Editor’s Note: Please enjoy this dose of satire by CMC alum and fervent atheist Craig DePriester ‘07, inspired by a ski trip ruined by travel delays....
The 2010s: Decade in Preview
When and if I pass my final semester of college, including two faux science GEs, I’ll be graduating CMC and entering the real world this year. Maybe I’ll...
Welcome to Manuary
Editor’s Note*: the Forum is an equal-opportunity organization and believes that women should take pleasure in all twelve months of the year. *This note was...
Suite Stereotypes
Eight People. Four rooms. Two toilets. Only one North Quad. Maybe you chose ‘em. Maybe you didn’t. Either way, you know who they are:
Yankee Pride Lives on in CMS Baseball Players
In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks, the Yankees won their 27th World Series on Wednesday in Game 6 against the Phillies (so please...
If I Were Pam Gann…
At a recent ASCMC meeting, the Board was debating what to spend money on. ASCMC has a mandate to “improve student life,” but at a school with the “Happiest...
unpCMC – Stark Elevator
unpCMC comes out every week. If you haven’t been following the story line you can catch up here.
- Neal on Why is Pam Gann President?: "At least she's a hotty though........"
- bigchris1313 on Why is Pam Gann President?: "You've really done it this time, Patrick. You just couldn't let it go..."
- Other CMCer on Why is Pam Gann President?: "Cough Jack Stark Cough..."
- CMCer on Why is Pam Gann President?: "Eh, this feels more like whining. You'd be hard pressed to find a Pres..."
- Old Timer on CMC Celeb: Isaac Goldberg: "This interview is going to the first of many skeletons in the closet f..."
