Wyatt MacKenzie
Wyatt MacKenzie, like Venus, was formed spontaneously from sea foam and emerged carrying an IBM Selectric. He is physically incapable of producing anything but the most perfect reporting imaginable and has won seven Pulitzers for his work investigating CMC cafeterias. He hopes one day to report a story so hard that it stops ethnic conflict in the third world.
The Hub! Loves it!
Remember last year when I wrote about how great the Hub is? No, of course you don’t– because nobody read my damn article. Well this time you’re...
There is no MTV Party
Sorry guys. We all heard the rumors that MTV wanted to throw a party on campus this weekend and Dean Huang turned them down. They’re true. But it wasn’t...
Patty cake, patty cake, microwave
I love rap. I love reading about rap on the internet. Yesterday I found snacksandshit.com. If you’re too lazy to click that link, it’s a blog that posts...
Breaking News from the Lunatic Fringe
Yesterday when I was skimming Politico, I saw a surprising number of posters refer to the Wall Street Journal as a “right wing rag,” “conservative shill,”...
Miraculous!
Last night I ate a lemon straight. Then I ate another and washed it down with some lime juice. I drank vinegar (it was wine when I opened it a month ago). ...
Oh No Not a Music Review
Oh No Not Stereo is a band that’s going places. You can tell because they send unsolicited promo CDs to out of date addresses for campus papers that don’t review...
A Local Guide to Beginner, Intermediate, and Advanced Nostalgics
I know our schedules are crammed with critically important things like pretending to be senators or surfing YouTube, but I took some time out last weekend and, entirely...
The Best (Laziest) Jobs on Campus
Rejected by the Rose? Can’t find a prof who needs an assistant? Mortified at the thought of a hard day’s work? I’ve got a treat for you. If you can fog up...
On the moral decay of our campus
Last Monday somebody stole my burrito. It happened at Frary. The burrito had sour cream and beef and guacamole. I bet it was delicious. I waited maybe 20 minutes...
In Defense of The Hub
Maybe everybody else already knows this but it was a pretty big surprise to me when I got back from a semester abroad: The Hub is actually open when you’d want...
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