Solon
Solon Christensen-Szalanski is a senior at Claremont McKenna College. Given his propensity to suddenly come out of a stupor and realize he has been reading Wikipedia for two straight hours, writing for 8:27 Procrastination was a natural transition. Solon would also love to create a future internet meme--he hopes that his "Piano Panda" will become the next "Keyboard Cat."
Because thesis sucks…
Oh hai there seniors. Not that any of us need reminders, but this upcoming Monday is a big day for thesis. What better way to put off the inevitable work then to...
Aren’t Animals Awesome? Aye, Absolutely Amazing
What would you think if a goat walked tightrope? Ho, hum, kinda interesting. What if there was a monkey doing acrobatics on the goat’s head? Cool story, bro....
Worse than Awful: The Funniest Film Fails
The apocalypse-porn thriller 2012 was released last Friday, and despite its outlandish special effects and banal dialogue it made $225 million dollars worldwide...
Drench: A Colorful, Thoughtful, and Addicting Game
Many of us may have played those annoying flash games on sidebars when bored–I know that I’ve “Punched Osama Bin Laden to win a free iPod”...
Robocop + Citizen Kane + The Simpsons=A Hit Song
Watch out Girl Talk, DJ Earworm, and Milkman! There are other music mashup artists around–except, rather than using a hodgepodge of tracks from different songs,...
PANDA! PANDA! PAANDAA!!!
Ben Stiller loves them more than anything else in life, and so should you–oh wait, you already do! Didn’t you think to yourself when you saw the YouTube...
Christopher Walken & The Google’s Music Dominance
The connection between these two is tenuous, but please let me explain. There is only one degree of separation, and it will all be worth it in the end.
(909): i hear fmylife is dead?
Or at least it should be. As for the rest of you–are you tired of TextsFromLastNight? Too few lolz from ICanHasCheezburger? Are AwkwardFamilyPhotos too…Awkward?
8:27 Procrastination: EXTREMEsportz
Because too much procrastination is never enough, Solon Christensen-Szalanski will now be a contributor to 8:27 Procrastination.
