Alex Mitchell
Alex Mitchell, know to most as A Mitch, is a transfer student from Portland, OR. He is a psychology and film studies major who hopes one day to write somewhere in the entertainment industry. A Mitch has a black belt in wit, which combined with his unconventional writing style gives readers a break from the linguistic complexities of college curriculum and a chance to reacquaint themselves with everyday life, in a jovial manner. As the social advice columnist, A Mitch attempts to glue the drama of college together by guiding the lost and amusing the rest.
Dear A Mitch: Tell Her
Dear A Mitch, A man’s figurative closet is often packed with skeletons the size of Wayne Gretzky’s manhood– mine certainly is. Everyone makes...
ASCMC Presents: A Better Mashup
Are you coughing? No? You should be. Because Saturday night is going to be sick. Everything you want out of your weekend: A freaky dance party.
Dear A Mitch: Pay Me Back! Orally
Dear A Mitch, I have struggled for a long time with money and friends. I like to be generous and expect the give and take, but there are just some people that...
Dear A Mitch: WOA Now!
Dear A Mitch, I am a freshman and I recently went on one of the WOA trips. I love all the people I met, and I think I made some true friends. I am writing because...
Indie Rocks My Socks
I have always been a fan of rap music. Talib and Hi-Tek’s Train of Thought blessed my Ford Escort speakers for years in high school. I could recite Twista’s...
I Could Have Been Killed By a Fat Man
Before I was a Stag I was a Penguin at Clark Community College in Vancouver, WA. A high school friend and I rented an apartment together at St John’s Estates,...
Saturday Night in Portland
I have been racking my spongy dilapidated brain for things I dislike enough to write about. The thing is, I am not a hater. There are things I dislike, but I try...
Do Dat What?
I hate 87% of mainstream rap. Hate it like Scripps hates intolerance. If you don’t hate it, I hate you. I’d literally rather have my wang cut off than sit in...
Calculitis
I hate calculus. It lies somewhere between mayonnaise and cancer on my hate list. And believe me–I hate mayonnaise. Yet, as I learned some time ago, to graduate...
Dear A Mitch: CMC Men… Go to Work
Dear Alex Mitchell, I have a question for you, “A Mitch.” Why are all CMC guys assholes? How can such a fine academic institution like CMC bring in so many chauvinistic...
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